Drive Cars Down A Hill Vehicle Roster

This roster is the name-and-price sheet in the vehicles hub for Drive Cars Down A Hill. Rankings belong on the tier list hub. Starter order belongs on starter vehicles. Here we only list what this wiki will stand behind: V2Lada-era shop names and cash, plus weekly and special cars with public speeds or gimmicks. If a dollar amount is not in that set, it is omitted on purpose.

The game has been online since April 19, 2022. Servers hold 25 players. V1 vehicles were brick-built. V2 vehicles are 3D, crash in segments, customizable, with moving engines and functioning doors. After the chassis swap, assume shop cars are V2. New cars often arrive Saturday; confirm on weekly vehicles.

V2Lada-era shop

These are the shop cards from the V2Lada rename and price pass:

• Jalopy 2106 — $0
• Visceral-Systems Crudcrate — $100
• Gaz-24 Volga — $10,000
• Lada 2106 — $30,000
• Suzuk Carrier — $50,000
• Roadster 1915 — $90,000
• Caddy — $110,000
• Harle — $130,000
• Tord-AA 1928 — $200,000
• Willys — $250,000
• Scout Car — $350,000
• Coupe — $500,000
• Gaz-66 — $700,000
• Sand Bruiser FJ45 — $1,000,000
• Kuban G1A1-02 — $1,300,000
• Daytona Stock Car — $2,500,000

Panther XS exists in that same shop generation. Its tag moved during the pass; this wiki does not publish a current dollar number for it.

How to read the ladder: Jalopy is the free spawn. Volga and Lada are the first paid daily drivers. Willys and Scout are the mid 4x4 step. Gaz-66, Sand Bruiser, and Kuban are the hill-finishers on the best cars page. Daytona is late shop money. Crudcrate, Suzuk, Roadster, Caddy, Harle, Tord-AA, and Coupe fill body-style gaps. None of them beat a working cash farm.

Weekly and event vehicles

Public weekly text is where MPH is honest:

• IPC Delivery Truck — 125 MPH, grab-able physics objects
• Spearhead SUV — 125 MPH, $400k, rideable boat you can drag
• Tanker Truck — 125 MPH, high explosive
• Albany Villager — 125 MPH, slow start, rolls fast, 7 seats
• Slushee Truck — 125 MPH, sell slushees for $500 each
• Meitaro Truck — 125 MPH, light and springy
• Lance — 140 MPH, deliver 50 pizzas
• Cannes Pursuit — 170 MPH, classic US police
• Box Truck — 140 MPH, big physics props
• Cougar — 250 MPH
• Contact — 300 MPH
• Rabbit — $1, 38 MPH, starter chaos
• Raccoon — 300 MPH, about $100M

Gubby is mentioned in gameplay. R350 is truck-like. Wait for a shop card before you assign cash. Rocket is an admin-like dragster with one life, historically about 1M cash or 50 Robux. It is a stunt listing, not a daily.

Cannes and Lance can be A-tier on the speed ranking. The 125 pack is B-tier fun. Rabbit is C-tier novelty. Cougar, Contact, and Raccoon are speed S once you can pay for crashes.

How cars actually play

Shop cars exist to traverse maps and chapters. Weekly cars exist to put props, boats, drinks, and explosions into a 25-player sandbox. If you buy Spearhead before Lada, you bought a boat with no hill education. If you buy Gaz-66 after Depot farming, you bought a chapter-finisher.

Physics notes that matter more than paint:

• Suspension flex and wheel loss decide whether MPH is real
• Other players are moving walls
• Sniper towers on Dunes delete drivers who stare at the speedometer
• Space still ejects you; learn that in controls
• Crash survival is a skill, not a shop upgrade

Gamepasses change the rules around cars: 2X Cash doubles payouts (off sale), Upgrade Teleport shortens farm resets, Gravity Coil disables cash, Sniper only works on four towers. None of those passes add a hidden vehicle to this roster.

Buying without lying to yourself

1. Spawn Jalopy. Follow getting started.
2. Like + Join for group rewards.
3. Unlock Hydrochapter. Run Depot as described in the Hydrochapter and cash farm guides.
4. Count teleports with the cash planner.
5. Climb the shop list in order unless a Saturday A-tier (Cannes, Lance) is a conscious detour.
6. Recheck latest updates before a million-dollar click.

Promo codes are usually empty. Scripts that spawn cars or farm cash live under vehicle tools and auto-farm with the usual risk disclaimer on how to execute. Official storefront copy is mirrored on official links.

V1 brick cars are history. V2 doors and engines are the present. If a clip shows a name that is not on this roster, treat it as a Saturday guest until weekly vehicles files it. The shop will still sell Jalopy for nothing tomorrow. That is the only price this wiki guarantees will not need a patch note.